The Skinny White Boy KastPod

Let’s talk about American Idol, the show everyone loves to hate. Yez I voted for Taylor Hicks! We had bunches of shows on TV like this when I was kid. This was back in Holland where they have a passport that contains an error that nobody knows about (up until today that is). And while Mr. Hicks had to become Simon Cowell’s bitch and there are probably better ways to get your 15 minutes of fame, most indie artists don’t seem to get what it takes and offend me in the process of being clueless. Luckily, there are artists like Charmaine Brooks, Cruisebox and Marpesia that do get it!

Today we talk about porno, and being hot, and flustered, and… well it’s 93 degrees out here! I hate spam, and while I don’t dislike porn (I am not going to lie to you) I hate spam about porn and maybe, just maybe, there is a way to strike BACK!

I am on business in Memphis where it has been raining like a mofo. Couldn’t bring the good studio setup, so you will have to make do with a cheapo lapel microphone. Maybe that’s better anyway as the aircraft flying me out here nearly didn’t land due to mechanical failure. I hope my trip back to red dirt state will be better…. Oh well what are the odds of getting on an aircraft with malfunctioning landing gear twice in one week huh? All music (but not Bonnie) from promonet!

I am mad with AT and T and with the FCC and I am drinking beer-soda and it just doesn’t burp as well and, and and… Great music, funky too!