* Is somebody really standing outside during a hail storm with a tennis ball and a golf ball to compare the size of the hail to? What if it is definitely not the size of either? Maybe a better way of measuring hail is by the depth of the dent it leaves in 70 mph winds against a car going 70 mph.
* Dogs rolls over when you tickle their tummy. Semi’s roll over when a tornado tickles their tummy.
* It takes 2 software engineers, a group of very drunken people, a cell phone, an internet connection, at least two people in remote locations that are called and a manual that isn’t in the car, to change a tire on a SUV.
* I parked in the Gibson parking lot and only had to pay 20 dollars for that. A moment I’ll never forget. Sadly the Gibson factory was not open for a tour.
* Downtown Memphis is very unsafe. The flashing lights of all the police cars at night can cause you to have convulsions (which is already easier done after a couple of beers), and fall face down in some BBQ chicken that was dropped on the street.
* If the Mississippi river had sandy beaches, the festival would have been less muddy.
* I love music and Memphis loves music, so I love Memphis.

Oh yeah, Chocolate beer tastes better than it sounds.